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Welcome to my blog. I write about fitting in, sticking out, and missing the motherland as a serial foreigner.

February 24, outsourced

I think my favorite moments of this socially awkward video are from 0:06 - 0:10. [HT Scotty]

I found these baby products to be absolutely hilarious. [HT Katie]

This is my new favorite website. [via BCC]

I really identified with some of these quirks of living alone, except as applied to life as a SAHM with only small children around to see all the weird things I do. My time as a SAHM has made me develop such socially unacceptable habits as not closing the bathroom door and also announcing my intentions to go to the bathroom (usually phrased as "I need to go potty").

I can't believe I wasted my time with Fartsy Barbie when this was going on! [HT Jen]

Elizabeth Smart got married. I think this should mark the point where the press decides to let her live her life without undue attention from here on out. God bless her.

FMH reminded me of The Bechdel Test, which was recently applied to the 2012 Oscar nominees for Best Picture.

I'm sure this guy is not functionally perfect in each of these languages, or equally proficient in each of these languages, but this video sure is a sight to behold. Bravo. [HT Jeremy]

That's not what he meant to do

Three things today