Steven Pinker on some frequently misused words in English. I share this not to be pedantic, but because I think it's interesting! (And some of these really are tricky. Disinterested is such a lovely word, and I hate to see its meaning diluted.)
Now Michelle and Ivanka are neighbors. Funny! But scary. But funny! (It's Alexandra Petri.)
The Onion finally has a truly 100% true headline for Finland: Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor. [HT Ariana]
Grandma accidentally prays to Elrond (of LOTR). [HT Andrew]
Here's an interesting case to discuss: Muslim girls in Switzerland ordered to attend swim class with boys.