Lifeguards are seriously the best - see if you can spot the person drowning in this gif before the lifeguard does (I doubt it).
Why don't people return their shopping carts? (PS, in Finland we have to put in a coin to use the shopping cart, which we get back when we return the cart.) [HT Andrew]
Here's the story behind the NYT's front page when the Comey news hit.
A new AOGG hits Netflix today. Before you watch it, read about all the reasons why it won't be as good as The One True Version: "And while the image that sticks in your head is, obviously, Anne whacking Gilbert across the noggin, the message I took away from Anne of Green Gables as a kid wasn’t that I should smack people. It was that it’s O.K. to stand up for yourself when people treat you poorly, and that doing so isn’t going to make anyone who matters dislike you. That’s a powerful thought to put into a young girl’s pocket when you send her out into the world."