Morjes!

Welcome to my blog. I write about fitting in, sticking out, and missing the motherland as a serial foreigner.

June 24th, outsourced

Not much for you this week!

Chapter 5 of Hottest Heads of State's Vladimir Putin fan fiction is the best yet!

Possible nicknames for EU exit for all the other member states. My favorite is Deutschleave.

If Oscar Isaac were your boyfriend. Maybe it's just because The Toast only has about a week left of existence, but I found this one especially poignant.

The pitch meeting for Wishbone. Hahahahahahaha.

The noisy neighbors (us)

Finnish Neighbor Code