The MW dictionary has a time-traveler function that lets you see what words were new the year you were born!
There is a runner in Colorado Springs who keeps pooping in front of people's houses. When you gotta go, you gotta go, but yeesh...
OMG THIS ASK THE MANAGER POST + THREAD. It's about petty office theft, mostly involving lunches, and the stories are AMAZING.
Cassini got quite the...funeral?...on Twitter. Sniffle. [HT Jen]