The best "I don't know" Final Jeopardy answers. My personal favorite is Kebert Xela.
Save this for when you have time for a long read: What really happened at the Westgate Mall attack in Nairobi two years ago (graphic picture warning).
I could actually believe this: Pope Francis reverses position on capitalism after seeing wide variety of American Oreos. [HT Andrew]
A couple from Utah had a baby while on a cruise ship! I wish I knew more details. The part where they told her the baby didn't make it...and then 45 minutes changed their minds...there has got to be more to the story. I can't imagine!