I hesitate to post this here since I know already that it won't be everyone's cup of tea, but stay with me. The Toast (for some reason - I mean who even knows why they do what they do?) has re-imagined People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive thing as some kind of post-apocalyptic competition ritual thing and to me, it is both hilarious and a thing of great genius. So read it - 2013 Adam Levine, 2014 Chris Hemsworth, and 2015 David Beckham - if you want to, and if you don't like it, it's fine, we're cool. If you DO like it, then repeat after me: "SO HAVE I SONS." Also: that throwaway Tom Hiddleston line!